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	<title>Jason&#039;s Blog &#187; Humor</title>
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		<title>31 Jokes for Nerds!</title>
		<link>http://www.jasonmc.com/2011/04/15/31-jokes-for-nerds/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Apr 2011 04:16:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Computing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nerds]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s right. 31 jokes for nerds. Count &#8216;em. They&#8217;re all there&#8230; I think he should have made it an even 42. But that in and of itself would have immediately made it 43, and well&#8230; My favorite one has to be: &#8220;There are two types of people in the world: Those who can extrapolate from ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s right. 31 jokes for nerds. Count &#8216;em. They&#8217;re all there&#8230; I think he should have made it an even 42. But that in and of itself would have immediately made it 43, and well&#8230;</p>
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<p>My favorite one has to be: &#8220;There are two types of people in the world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data &#8230;&#8221;
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		<title>Then how should we use them?</title>
		<link>http://www.jasonmc.com/2011/04/09/then-how-should-we-use-them/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Apr 2011 01:56:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Which begs the question: Then how should we use them]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Which begs the question: Then how should we use them?</p>
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		<title>Lookin forward to the weekend</title>
		<link>http://www.jasonmc.com/2011/04/04/lookin-forward-to-the-weekend/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Apr 2011 01:49:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Idol]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Probably the best cover of this song I&#8217;ve heard so far. Love the shout out to the &#8220;Soul Patrol!&#8221; Thanks to John for sharing on Facebook. Good stuff!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Probably the best cover of this song I&#8217;ve heard so far. Love the shout out to the &#8220;Soul Patrol!&#8221;</p>
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<p>Thanks to John for sharing on Facebook. Good stuff!
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		<title>Happy Valentine&#8217;s Day</title>
		<link>http://www.jasonmc.com/2011/02/12/happy-valentines-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Feb 2011 14:37:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holidays]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In honor of this special day I am posting this video that I saw at church last night at the annual Valentine’s dinner.&#160; Jeff Foxworthy sums it up best: Have a great day!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In honor of this special day I am posting this video that I saw at church last night at the annual Valentine’s dinner.&#160; Jeff Foxworthy sums it up best:</p>
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<p>Have a great day! <img style="border-bottom-style: none; border-left-style: none; border-top-style: none; border-right-style: none" class="wlEmoticon wlEmoticon-redheart" alt="Red heart" src="http://www.jasonmc.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/wlEmoticon-redheart.png" /></p>
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		<title>Palin&#8217;s &#8220;Presidency Adventure!&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.jasonmc.com/2011/01/22/palins-presidency-adventure/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Jan 2011 00:24:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now, if it only came with one of those decoding yellow highlighters that could uncover the &#8220;secret messages&#8230;&#8221; Sarah Palin&#8217;s Presidency Adventure]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now, if it only came with one of those decoding yellow highlighters that could uncover the &#8220;secret messages&#8230;&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Is that Bill Gates staring back at you from Outlook 2010?</title>
		<link>http://www.jasonmc.com/2010/09/30/is-that-bill-gates-staring-back-at-you-from-outlook-2010/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Sep 2010 19:03:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Computing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Take a closer look at the fallback image in Outlook 2010&#8242;s People Pane and you&#8217;ll see it too. via Is that Bill Gates staring back at you from Outlook ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Take a closer look at the fallback image in Outlook 2010&#8242;s People Pane and you&#8217;ll see it too.</p>
<p>via <a href="http://arstechnica.com/microsoft/news/2010/09/bill-gates-staring-back-at-you-from-outlook-2010.ars">Is that Bill Gates staring back at you from Outlook 2010?</a>.
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		<title>The machine that goes PING!</title>
		<link>http://www.jasonmc.com/2010/09/19/the-machine-that-goes-ping/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Sep 2010 03:56:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Internet]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hmmm&#8230; It looks suspiciously like this video could have been shot at &#8220;The New UHC!&#8221; They even have the machine that goes PING! They pointed it out during the tour. In all seriousness, the new UHC looks like a fantastic hospital. Good luck to all those involved in the move]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hmmm&#8230; It looks suspiciously like this video could have been shot at &#8220;The New UHC!&#8221;</p>
<p>They even have the machine that goes PING! They pointed it out during the tour.</p>
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<p>In all seriousness, the new UHC looks like a fantastic hospital. Good luck to all those involved in the move.
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		<title>Double rainbow guy stars in commercial</title>
		<link>http://www.jasonmc.com/2010/09/03/double-rainbow-guy-stars-in-commercial/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 18:24:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Full on, double rainbow.  All the way across the sky! Paul &#8220;Bear&#8221; Vasquez shows us how to fit a double rainbow (all the way) in a single photo, courtesy of Microsoft Windows Live Photo Gallery. It&#8217;s so intense!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Full on, double rainbow.  All the way across the sky! Paul &#8220;Bear&#8221; Vasquez shows us how to fit a double rainbow (all the way) in a single photo, courtesy of Microsoft Windows Live Photo Gallery.</p>
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<p>It&#8217;s so intense!
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		<title>More Daily Show Genius</title>
		<link>http://www.jasonmc.com/2010/04/09/more-daily-show-genius/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Apr 2010 14:53:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh, Jon Stewart, I so look forward to your wit and wisdom. I&#8217;m beginning to think you should run for office. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon &#8211; Thurs 11p / 10c]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, Jon Stewart, I so look forward to your wit and wisdom.  I&#8217;m beginning to think <i>you</i> should run for office.</p>
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<td style='padding:2px 5px 0px 5px; text-align:right; font-weight:bold;'>Mon &#8211; Thurs 11p / 10c</td>
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<td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'><a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.thedailyshow.com/videos/tag/Tea+Party'>Tea Party</a></td>
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<a href="http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-april-8-2010/the-big-bang-treaty">The Big Bang Treaty</a></p>
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Don&#8217;t let a few facts stand in the way of entertaining people with your news, Fox.
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		<title>Ripe for the picking</title>
		<link>http://www.jasonmc.com/2008/10/24/ripe-for-the-picking/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 22:29:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Computing]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;ve seen it on CNN pretty much every day for the past few months.&#160; Now watch it in Thursday night&#8217;s SNL Weekend Update: That technology is very cool, and pretty funny when used correctly.&#160; I found a little more about the company behind the map, Perceptive Pixel, at their website. And I thought Microsoft&#8217;s Surface ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;ve seen it on CNN pretty much every day for the past few months.&nbsp; Now watch it in Thursday night&#8217;s SNL Weekend Update:</p>
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<p>That technology is very cool, and pretty funny when used correctly.&nbsp; I found a little more about the company behind the map, Perceptive Pixel, at <a title="Perceptive Pixel's website" href="http://www.perceptivepixel.com/" target="_blank">their website.</a></p>
<p>And I thought <a href="http://www.microsoft.com/surface/index.html" target="_blank">Microsoft&#8217;s Surface</a> was cool&#8230; I think this looks a little more useful.&nbsp; But you know what happens.&nbsp; Microsoft seems to take a successful technology and takes it a little closer to home and office use.&nbsp; So there&#8217;s still a good chance you&#8217;ll see Surface on a table near you.</p>
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